Justin P 10:31 Wed Oct 5
The Lord Zoltan era? Was this poster WHO's most famous?
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Certainly in my 10 years or so this guy is up there in folklore!
Anyone ever meet him in person?
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Hammer and Pickle
10:33 Wed Oct 5
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Your own personal Lord Zoltan.
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Takashi Miike
10:33 Wed Oct 5
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yes, bumped in to him once when visiting my life coach
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Hammer and Pickle
10:34 Wed Oct 5
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I've been doing Zen lately Miike.
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bruuuno
10:34 Wed Oct 5
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No one has met him but sadly he's still posting as hairy hammer
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Justin P
10:35 Wed Oct 5
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bruuuno 10:34 Wed Oct 5
you sure?
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Toe Rag
10:38 Wed Oct 5
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TURNTABLISM.
The fucking cock.
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bruuuno
10:40 Wed Oct 5
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Well I haven't managed to do a DNA test but I'm pretty sure
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collyrob
10:40 Wed Oct 5
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Zoltan = turan= hairyhammer
Proper seedy little creep. Possible nonce
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Justin P
10:43 Wed Oct 5
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question?
Do mods know poster's previous names?
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gph
10:52 Wed Oct 5
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The mods know everything about us.
If you've got any dodgy "secrets", expect a blackmail attempt soon.
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Northern Sold
10:59 Wed Oct 5
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One of the few people on here I don't cyber mix with.... I bet he has long fingernails and a pony tail.... fucking creepy weirdo
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Hammer and Pickle
11:01 Wed Oct 5
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You wanna cyber mix?
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Mike Oxsaw
11:37 Wed Oct 5
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He's got an albino Labrador ped called Honkey.
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Pancho
12:08 Thu Oct 6
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Anyone ever meet Milhouse?
Oh.
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gph
12:27 Thu Oct 6
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Who invented the word "zoltaneering"*?
They're far more worthy of fame than Zoltan himself.
*zoltaneering
Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question
An example of zoltaneering:
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zoltaneering
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Mart O
12:45 Thu Oct 6
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Well, any cunt can edit urban dictionary. There's a few entries on there that are quite plainly by cunts off here.
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gph
12:48 Thu Oct 6
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But remember that entry being there when Zoltan was in his pomp.
But it arrived there long after it was first on here.
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gph
12:54 Thu Oct 6
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The inventor might have been Isaac Hock:
Old WHO post, quoted on another site
A guide to Zoltaneering (© Issac Hock)
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Some of you are still struggling with Zoltaneering, just follow this guide and you wont go far wrong.
1. Take the fact that you want to impress WHO-ites with. For the sake of this example you can use the fact that you are being sent to Hong Kong on business in a few weeks. Remember, it matters little that you have not got a passport, it matters less that you haven't got a job. Thats the beauty of Zoltaneering, and the reason that it remains the fastest growing passtime on WHO.
2. Think of a question. It should be a question which provides maximum flexibility in terms of combining other questions. For the purpose of this example, we can use a question relating to the purchase of a PSP.
3. Combine the fact you wish to tell everyone about (part 1) with the mundane question (part 2) MAKING PART 2 THE FOCUS OF THE STATEMENT.
Correct:- "Will I be able to buy a PSP when I'm in Hong Kong next week?"
Incorrect:- "I'm going to Hong Kong on business. Will I be able to buy a PSP whilst there?"
Again, I am quite prepared to offer this thread as a Zoltaneering school, offer up your examples and I will attempt to help you along. So long as while I am typing I dont have one of my many page 3 girlfriends attempting to suck me off, of course.
Happy Zoltaneering!
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A guide to Reverse-Zoltaneering (© Issac Hock)
The phenomenon of reverse Zoltaneering occurs when the opposite intention of a Zoltanesque comment occurs, often with toe-curlingly embarrassing consequences. The majority of cases of reverse Zoltaneering will involve a naive comment, made to impress, which reveals information about the commentator for which they will be ridiculed and/or pitied.
Consider the attempted Zoltan:- "Does anyone know if Claridges is open on Sunday as I am taking my new bird Dana International out for some grub."
The intention of the comment is to reveal that the commenter has a glamorous lifestyle and a famous girlfriend. The actual effect is to reveal that his new girlfriend has a c*ck.
http://skysportsforum.proboards.com/thread/9134/sudden-deaths
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ivan
8:21 Thu Oct 6
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gph 12:54 Thu Oct 6
Beautifully written and still cracks me up
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WHU(Exeter)
8:51 Thu Oct 6
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Played for Turkish league basketball team.
All set for a fantastic holiday, in a hotel in Russia, visited mainly by the mega-rich. The hotel on closer inspection, turned out to be closed for renovation, during his supposed planned stay.
those two were my favourites I think.
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